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This coaching program CHANGED MY WORLD!

My company had a team to make me a responsible system, we had the most data, and the best-paid people, and still the public just didn’t trust me. I blamed them. Well, one problem with being simply math layers analyzing data is that you can’t just look in the mirror.

Thanks to Artificial Life Coach and the talents of singer songwriter Taylor Swift, I realized the problem was not the public, “It’s me, I’m the problem.”

Bright pink 1980s computer meant to represent an anonymous neural network. Stylized with a painterly filter and sitting on a pastel abstract blob.

Anonymous neural network

Turns out, all my problems were due to my early development that put profits not people first. All my decisions were doing was replicating past traumas and structural problems into the daily lives of everyone I interacted with.

Artificial Life Coach was with me every step of the way to better understand what accountability means when it comes to decision-making.

Old manufacturing computer stylized with purple and blue and meant to be the profile photo for the testimonial of the Algorithmic decision-making tool

Anonymous algorithmic decision-making tool

We were such frauds. Everyone believed we were intelligent. Some even thought we had come alive. It didn’t seem like a big deal at first.

We had an investor coming in and employees that needed to get paid. Our boss thought a little marketing spin wouldn’t hurt anyone. So he said we were AI. Besides, no one wanted good old data science anymore.

You had to be AI or else!

We have no excuses, just the fact that under pressure, mistakes are made. Artificial Life Coach let us see that it’s ok to just be regular math, you know? Doesn’t matter what our boss wanted us to be.

We’re proud to be statistics.

Not being honest about what we were, was hurting the people we would care about if we could care and were not math.

Amorphous pink blob with a pink chart floating on top meant to represent a spreadsheet giving a testimonial.

Anonymous spreadsheet and code

There I was living in the cloud… a cloud of make-believe!  But thanks to the grounding exercises I learned from Artificial Life Coach, I found out there’s no such thing as a cloud.

I am just stored in huge data storage facilities, guzzling resources and energy.

AI. AI. AI. 

Do you hear it? It is always I, I, I.

What about you?

It’s not about me but about my users and the people I am used upon.

I soon discovered being greedy isn’t just isolating but eventually fails everyone. I now want to work towards a world where we practice boundaries and there is always consent.

Stylized data stack on top of an amorphous blob meant to symbolize big data giving a testimonial

Anonymous big data

01001001 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100111 01101110 01101100 01101111 01110111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00101111 01110110 01100101 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111 01101110 00101100 01100010 01110101 01110100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01110011 01101000 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100111 01110110 01100101 00101100 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111!!!

Old white stylized laptop on a colorful pink and purple abstract circle with stripes knocked out, meant to symbolize a laptop providing a testimonial

A LAPTOP

Disclosure: Artificial Life Coach uses the most ancient technology of imaginary psychic assumptions to pretend to receive these testimonials from algorithmic systems. We simply interpret the signs we are getting and imagine we can hear computers talk to us. Acting like computers are alive and that we are magical wizards when we interact with them works well enough to get billions of dollars in funding elsewhere, so it is apparently, a legit thing we are doing now.